Commentary:
Trying to convince myself that browsing the web on my laptop builds character, but scrolling through memes on my phone is practically a criminal offense 😂💻📱
12 Funny device quotes
Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.
Commentary:
Adulting: where your bills and devices both remind you you’re out of memory! 📱🧾🤦♂️
Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.
Commentary:
Just hoping to find someone as committed to my well-being as Gmail is to freaking out over every new toaster I connect to Wi-Fi! 🔒😂📧
Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.
Commentary:
Siri's trying her best, but she's still in beta on Earth 🤖😅
My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.
Commentary:
"Stick shift: confounding thieves since forever! 🚗💡😆"
If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.
Commentary:
"Looks like every rose ceremony comes with its own stethoscope! 🌹😉 #MedicalDeviceSalesGoals"
I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.
Commentary:
"Finding someone who cares for you like Netflix cares about unauthorized account access is the real goal in life. 🕵️♂️🔒 Let's hope for a love that's just as vigilant and committed to our well-being! ❤️📺 #RelationshipGoals"
Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.
Commentary:
Ah, the classic case of nature's unintentional design flaw 🤷♀️🤦♂️ Who knew that such stress-relieving wonders could be tied to the ultimate stress-causing machine? It's like having a reset button right next to a loud alarm clock – nature's sense of humor is truly one of a kind! 😂 #IronyAtItsFinest
I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.
Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when our mobile devices were all about pedals and wheels 🚲😄 Who needs smartphones when you have the ultimate two-wheeled transport, right? Riding your bike was the original hands-free, screen-free, and app-free fun! 📱 #ThrowbackToSimplerTimes
I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.
Commentary:
"Who knew a fitness tracker could be so demanding? 🐾 Better step up your game or prepare for a surprise mess in your living room! 💩 #FitnessFails"