12 funny device quotes - Wordgag

Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time.

May 30, 2026

Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.

May 30, 2026

Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

May 29, 2026

Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

May 27, 2026

My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

May 27, 2026

If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

May 27, 2026

I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

May 26, 2026

Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

May 24, 2026

I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

May 22, 2026

I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

May 22, 2026

We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

May 22, 2026

Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

May 21, 2026