I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"G'day, mate! Nothing like a hearty kangaroo stew after a hopping good workout! 🥊🐨🥘" Related funny posts 🤝 Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished. Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago. Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready. There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief. “I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.