No one lies more than a parent who says, “We’ll see.” You know we’re not seeing anything. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:" 'We'll see' is just parental code for 'Not a chance!' 😂👀🚫" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you. Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard? When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager. My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep. Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.