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Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

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I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

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People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

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I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.

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People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

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Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

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I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

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Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

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My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.