“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Oh great, now I can add "professional advice giver" to my imaginary resume! 🤔📚😂 Related funny posts 🤝 When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself. Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”. For your own sanity, move on like you never knew them, because in reality, you never did. The gaps in my resume are from the space bar. I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.