Single in the womb, single till the tomb! Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like this one came out of the womb swiping left! 💔🤰 Forever solo in the solo cup of life! 🥂 #SingleLife" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush. Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions. Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.
