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The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

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If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.

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Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

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Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

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My phone screen is brighter than my future.

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Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

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Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

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I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

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Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

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I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.