I’m heading to the beach without a beach body. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Who needs a six-pack when youโve got a cooler full of snacks? ๐๐๏ธ๐ Related Funny Quotes ๐ค Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach. Iโve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely. My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting. Of course, my summer body is ready; itโs the same as my winter body but sweatier. Summer body? Folks, Iโm cosplaying as a potato thatโs seen some things.