I’m either freezing, peeing, or starving. Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a modern-day three bears story: too cold, gotta go, or need a snack! π»βοΈπ½π Related Funny Quotes π€ People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower? Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen. Itβs freezing cold outside and my polar bear wonβt start. Just gonna drink light beers today, because I donβt wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times. I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, Iβve got too many windows open.