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Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to A Couple Dollars.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I’m either freezing, peeing, or starving.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I don’t know what millennial needs to hear this, but throw away the box your phone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Unpopular opinion: Greek mythology needs more live-action movies. Iโ€™m tired of re-watching Percy Jackson.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

The amount of people who โ€œfind Godโ€ after doing something evil needs to be studied.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Someone needs to invent a theater seat that forcefully ejects you through the roof if you take your phone out during a movie.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Social media needs to crash for like a year so society can recalibrate.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Someone needs to make an app for a Tamagotchi that you keep alive by going offline.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Never underestimate my ability to effortlessly make something more difficult than it needs to be.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

Posted onMay 29, 2026

McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

WhatsApp needs to remove that โ€œthis message was deletedโ€ notification. Itโ€™s unnecessary drama.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Going to IKEA if anyone needs some meatballs.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I donโ€™t know who needs to hear this, but you donโ€™t need a special occasion to buy a cake.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

No, itโ€™s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because itโ€™s the key to our happy marriage.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I donโ€™t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

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