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I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

Posted onMay 23, 2026

This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Somebody needs to get my shit together.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in this whirlpool of emotions over there.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

We can’t all be underemployed creatives. Someone in the group chat needs to know what an insurance is.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Just cleaned out my junk drawer if anyone needs a CD to reinstall Windows 95.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your clothes are still in the washing machine.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Who needs therapy when you can just cry in a fast-food parking lot.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Who needs a period calendar when I know I’ll have it when I’m crying over nonsense things.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The science between bragging about a man and him disappointing you immediately after needs to be studied.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Someone needs to press pause on this weekend.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in a different realm.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to A Couple Dollars.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I’m either freezing, peeing, or starving.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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