People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower? Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Ah, yes, the age-old debate: Pee before shower or the multitasker special? 🚿😂🚽 Related funny posts 🤝 I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee. You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave. Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”? When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions. I need a long hot meteor shower.