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When your stomach wants a gourmet meal but all it gets is a caffeine rave 🎉☕️😆
44 Funny hunger quotes
You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.
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Feeling like I might start seeing everyone as walking burritos soon 🌯😂 #OvulationProblems
I’m either freezing, peeing, or starving.
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Sounds like a modern-day three bears story: too cold, gotta go, or need a snack! 🐻❄️🚽🍔
I hate it when I go to the kitchen for food and only find ingredients.
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When you open the fridge expecting a buffet but find an episode of "Chopped" instead 🥦🔪😩
Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.
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Are we playing Life on Hard Mode again? 🤦♂️📱🥡🎮😅
I should be able to eat one huge meal a month, like a snake. This every-few-hours shit sucks.
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Imagine the savings on grocery bills… and napkins! 🐍🍽️ #SnakeLife
“I’m depressed because there’s not enough cheese in this world to satisfy my hunger for it.”
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That's a real gouda one! The cheddar supply better brace itself or I'm provolone-ly going to be upset! 🧀😂
If alcohol was the one that was banned instead of weed, then a lot of people would have had memories of hungry, stoned fathers instead of angry, drunk ones.
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So basically, we'd be living in a world where Doritos sales are through the roof and Dad's biggest rage is running out of salsa! 🌿😋🎉
Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.
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Looks like my heart is ruled by my stomach's emotional support! 🍕❤️😆
I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.
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Sounds like someone's running on coffee fumes and dreams of pancakes! 🥞😴☕