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Sounds like a modern-day three bears story: too cold, gotta go, or need a snack! 🐻❄️🚽🍔
30 Funny pee quotes
You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.
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Pee-parations are key to an active social life! 🚽😅🚻
I need to drink less water. This peeing situation is out of control.
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Sounds like your bladder's running a hydration marathon! 🏃♂️💧😂
How do people post 25 times a day? The only thing I can do 25 times a day is pee.
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Guess I better start live-streaming my bathroom breaks to keep up! 🚽😂📱
There’s nothing I hate more than being comfy in bed and suddenly needing to pee.
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When your bladder decides to play hide and seek just as you're snuggled in, it's a real-life plot twist! 🚽😴🚨
Make sure you bury me near a bathroom because death is long, and I’m sure I’ll still have to get up and pee.
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Finally, a valid reason to haunt the living: bathroom breaks! 🚽👻
People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?
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Ah, yes, the age-old debate: Pee before shower or the multitasker special? 🚿😂🚽
The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.
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When you hit 50, your bladder gets a promotion: Director of Urgency! 🚽😂
After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.
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"Ah, the joys of adulthood where pulling an all-nighter means making it to morning without a bathroom break! 🚽🌙😴"
At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.
Commentary:
"Rise and shine… or should I say ‘flush and dash’? 😂🚽☀️"