Watering plants qualifies as a hobby. Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Turning plants into professional listeners one splash at a time! πΏπ¦π Related Funny Quotes π€ Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing. Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains. I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants. I lied, there is no sex. Youβre helping me repot plants. Is losing your mind a hobby?