Watering plants qualifies as a hobby. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Turning plants into professional listeners one splash at a time! πΏπ¦π Related funny posts π Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants. Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod. Talking to the stars because people suck. I need to consult the woods about this. Plants are like βIβll have a light lunch.β