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Turning my cactus into a therapist 🌵🤖 "Tell me all your problems, I'm all ears… and spikes!"
18 Funny plants quotes
Watering plants qualifies as a hobby.
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Turning plants into professional listeners one splash at a time! 🌿💦😄
I lied, there is no sex. You’re helping me repot plants.
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Well, I guess we're getting dirty one way or another! 🌱😂🪴
If I walk into a girl’s house and she got like 50 plants, I know she’s a keeper because she already takes care of a bunch of useless things. What’s one more?
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Ah yes, she’s already running a botanical daycare; adding one more needy creature (me) should be a breeze! 🌿🥴🪴
Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.
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Plant parent problems: nurturing my leafy babies while dodging the haters 🌿👶🙃
I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants.
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Priorities: Water the ficus or save the world? 🌿💦 Priorities! 😄
I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.
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Sounds like you have a black thumb for plants and a mystery novel's worth of skills at the buffet line! 🌱❌📚🥘
Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.
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"Who knew I shared so much in common with my houseplant? 🌿 Presenting: the incredible photosynthetic me! 😎☀️"
Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.
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"Show those leafy freeloaders who's boss! 🥗💪🌿😂"
Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.
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"Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide and I'm basically a plant… Just doing my part to keep the Earth green! 🌿🤣"