Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

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I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

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On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

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Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

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Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

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I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

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Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

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I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

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If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

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Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.