Bisexual just means that I wear perfume with my men’s deodorant.

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Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

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Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!

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All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

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“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

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Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

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Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

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Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.