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Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

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I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

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Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

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Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

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Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

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Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

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When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

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90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

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Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

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I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

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My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

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I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

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I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

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Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

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You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

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Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

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Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

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I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

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Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

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If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

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Funny leisure quotes bring a burst of laughter and joy to your downtime moments, transforming ordinary relaxation into an extraordinary 😂 adventure. Whether you’re lounging on the couch 🛋️, soaking up the sun ☀️, or sipping on a refreshing drink 🍹, these witty quips add a sprinkle of humor and keep the good vibes rolling. Dive into this playful realm and let your leisure time be filled with giggles and smiles!

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I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

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Meow means woof in cat.

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There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

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When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

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If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

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Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

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Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

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I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

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“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

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I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

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Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

Just landed via Facebook:

I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

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They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

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Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

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My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

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Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”

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Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

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Dudes be named Will but won’t.

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It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

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My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

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