Mid-life crisis? No, no, mid-day crisis. Something happens every day. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to decide between a nap and coffee… daily dilemma πβπ΄ Related Funny Quotes π€ Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man. They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis. I donβt need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis. The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day. So, youβre telling me Iβm just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.