A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both. Posted on3 days ago3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When one person can unlock doors and also your wild side, you've found a multitasking legend! 🚪💐🥳 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it. Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good. I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.