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44 Funny door quotes

Funny door quotes add a humorous spin to the everyday act of entering and exiting! πŸšͺπŸ˜‚ Whether it’s witty remarks about knocking or playful observations about doors that just won’t cooperate, these quotes capture the lighter side of something as simple as a door. Enjoy a laugh as you look at doors in a whole new way! πŸ˜„πŸ”‘

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  • Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

    Commentary:
    “Remember, when someone says they’re thinking of you, it could mean they’re sending good vibes your way… or they could be holding a creepy doll with your name on it. Better safe than sorry, folks!” 🚪👀

  • I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

    Commentary:
    “Can you blame them? Earth can be quite the sketchy neighborhood! 👽🔒 #SafetyFirst”

  • Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

    Commentary:
    “Talk about believing in miracles! 🙏 Who knew some gas station restrooms could use divine intervention before entering? 😂 Better safe than sorry, right? 💫 #PrayBeforeYouPee”

  • When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

    Commentary:
    “When God closes a door, he opens a window. 🚪➡️🪟 Unfortunately for us, we seem to be stuck in a submarine… 🌊⛴️ Better start looking for that emergency exit hatch! 🚶‍♂️🔍”

  • I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the eternal struggle of push-pull doors – the ultimate test of our IQ! 🚪💭 It’s like a never-ending dance between you and the door, with one step forward and two steps back. Just when you think you’ve got it figured out, it sneaks up and surprises you! Maybe we should start a support group for fellow “door challenged” individuals! 😂🤦‍♂️🚶‍♀️ #PushPullPro

  • When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

    Commentary:
    “Seems like someone’s had their fair share of inspo-overload! 🤣 Better safe than sorry, right? Just imagine a herd of motivational quotes marching in through the window… Yikes! 🔒🚪 #SafetyFirst”

  • A bird just flew into our glass door. Π†t’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

    Commentary:
    Oh no, poor bird! 🐦 At least it’s still alive, even if its pride took a little hit. It’s probably hoping none of the other birds saw the clumsy mishap! 🙈 Next time, perhaps the bird should invest in some dark shades for that fancy glass door runway! 😎 #BirdsWithoutBoundaries

  • Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

    Commentary:
    “Talk about a classic case of misdirection! 😉 Sounds like a real-life ‘push-pull’ relationship dilemma 😂 Who knew a simple door could create such chaos! 🚪 #PushingMyLuck”

  • I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

    Commentary:
    “Who said burglars can’t be considerate houseguests? 😅 Keeping your valuables by the front door – just in case your uninvited midnight visitors need a quick exit strategy! 🚪💰 #Priorities”

  • Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

    Commentary:
    Oh, if only we could make annoying people just vanish with the tap of a button! 🕳️💥 Adios, dickheads – off to the trap door you go! Just think of all the peace and quiet we would have… until the next one inevitably pops up! 🙄 #TrapDoorDreams

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