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Mastering the art of the ninja exit, leaving drama and noise in the dust 🥷🚪💨
76 Funny door quotes
If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast.
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Trying to be the package and delivery all in one go! 📦✈️🤣
If a door closes, I’m just going to open it again.
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Who knew doors needed manners? 🚪🙄🤷♂️
Sarcastically saying “you’re welcome” to the people who don’t say thank you when I hold the door for them is something I’ll never stop doing.
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When someone doesn't say thank you, I just assume they're conducting an important social experiment in awkward silence! 🚪😎🤫
Just realized doors really are floating in the air 24/7. I don’t like that.
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Mind blown! 🚪✨ Who knew every door was practicing levitation this whole time? 😂
In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh and flies off like 20 miles east.
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Guess the neighbors must be on the naughty list or Santa really needs those air miles! 🎅✈️🏠
The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad.
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When your salad has more frequent flyer miles than you do 🥗💸✈️
I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.
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Sounds like a surprise buffet adventure! 🥳🥐🍫 Who knew kitchen cupboards could be so festive? 🎉😄
If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.
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Sounds like a relationship built on trust… and creative problem-solving! 🏋️♀️🚀🗝️
What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?
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Probably around the same time I stop eating cereal for dinner 🍜🏠🔍