Commentary:
Finding true love one slice at a time! 🍰❤️😋
19 Funny soulmate quotes
I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.
Commentary:
When I open my DMs and see all the messages, I put on my best Sherlock Holmes hat and solve the mystery: case closed, wrong number 😂🔍📵
No, don’t worry about him, babe. That’s just my soulmate.
Commentary:
Ending the search for Mr. Right because he's already parked in the friend zone! 😂🔍❤️
I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate.
Commentary:
Looks like I need to reschedule my appointment with Dr. Frankenstein for that soul upgrade 🤖❤️
Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.
Commentary:
Soulmates: 280 characters away from eternal happiness! 😂📱❤️ #TweetYourWayToLove
I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.
Commentary:
Sounds like my soulmate is in the Witness Protection Program of love! 😆🕵️♀️❤️
Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.
Commentary:
"Guess my soulmate missed the train… probably stuck in traffic behind a herd of turtles! 🚂🐢😆"
I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.
Commentary:
"Well, at least he's got a hot property deal! 🔥😈💸"
Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.
Commentary:
"Guess true love really *is* priceless—or at least requires a 6-digit PIN! 👑💌💸"
Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.
Commentary:
"When true love looks like a side dish! 🥔❤️✨ #SpudMates"