Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Hereโs an even bigger Q4 number that youโll be fired for missing. Posted on12 hours ago12 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:๐ Woohoo, the only thing rising faster than our Q3 numbers is the stress over Q4! ๐๐ Related Funny Quotes ๐ค People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point. I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis. Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired. Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond. Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”