29 Funny missing quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

  Commentary:
  "Blindfold archery: Where the real challenge is finding out what you just destroyed! 🎯😂 #AddingAdventurousTwist"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

  Commentary:
  "If you see a 'missing' poster featuring my real weight, just know I’m off the grid and living my best life 😂🏝️🚫🐱‍👤 #ForeverLost #WitnessProtectionDiet"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. I’m probably just deciding.

  Commentary:
  "Lost but never hungry! 🍪🛒😂 If you find me in the snack aisle, just bring a cart!"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: ROMO (relief of missing out)

  Commentary:
  "When you find out everyone else did yoga before mimosas at 8 AM 🧘🍹 and you're still in bed: #ROMO 😂🛌"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

  Commentary:
  "When your phone charger is practicing social distancing 😂📱🔌 #Stranded"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!

  Commentary:
  "New year, new me… and by 'me' I mean ghost mode activated for 364 days! 👻📅✨"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like I'm the missing puzzle piece in the chaos of your life 🧩😜"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, just make sure they aren't floating in someone else's pool drink! 🍺😆🤰 #PoolsidePerks"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

  Commentary:
  Haha, so the kid thought the harmonica was broken because the instructions went missing? 🎵🧸 Maybe next time, she’ll realize that sometimes, you just blow into it and let your talent do the talking! 😂🎶 #ParentingMysteries #MusicalMysteries

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  3 months ago

  Share →: “Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, you see, I was just *exploring new horizons* and got a little too carried away 🌲. Lost in nature's beauty, I decided to extend my sabbatical for a while 🚶‍♂️. But fear not, I've now returned to civilization with an even greater love for the great outdoors! 🏞️ #LostAndFound"

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