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When your taste buds have higher standards than your life choices ๐ค๐ฝ๏ธ๐
25 Funny bigger quotes
My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.
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I've finally got my act together, but somehow I still can't locate my marbles! ๐๐ฆ๐๐ณ๐
I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.
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Going to start carrying a one-way ticket to the pettiest destination, just in case ๐๐ฅ๐๏ธ
Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.
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"Guess that's why they never run out of room for bold new ideas ๐๐โจ"
I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.
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Going full ghost mode: calories 0, drama 0, peace of mind 1000% ๐ปโ๏ธ
The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.
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"Finally, a solution to my 'oopsie' backlog! ๐๐ #MistakeUpgrades"
Landlord: Iโm raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?
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๐ ๐ฐ "Landlord: Iโm raising your rent.
Me: Cool, so is the house getting taller, wider, or just more sarcastic?" ๐๐
The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. Itโs science.
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Absolutely! Here's a cheeky commentary for you: "According to the scientific theory of sass, the smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude – it's like physics, but way more fabulous! ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅ #AttitudeMatters"
If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.
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Well, if you were in Jaws, you'd certainly have a "bite-sized" sense of humor! ๐ฆ๐ Who needs a bigger boat when you can just downsize the threat, right? Just beware of those toothy grins in the mini-shark department! ๐ค็ฌ
Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.
Commentary:
"Ah, Kendrick, the motivational hater we never knew we needed! ๐คฃ Channeling our inner haterade with gusto thanks to his inspiration. Remember, folks, hating with flair is an art form! ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅ #HaterGoals"