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When I'm bad at something I want to do, I just play it off like it's the latest performance art piece. 🎭😅
27 Funny bigger quotes
People laugh about how cats love boxes, but if there was suddenly a box bigger than you in your living room, you’d probably go in it too.
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I'd definitely check it out, but only after checking it for monsters first! 🚪📦👀
I really cannot be friends with picky eaters because it somehow always correlates to bigger problems and character flaws.
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When your taste buds have higher standards than your life choices 🤔🍽️😆
My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.
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I've finally got my act together, but somehow I still can't locate my marbles! 😂🦆🐘🍳🐟
I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.
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Going to start carrying a one-way ticket to the pettiest destination, just in case 😂🔥🎟️
Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.
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"Guess that's why they never run out of room for bold new ideas 😂👖✨"
I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.
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Going full ghost mode: calories 0, drama 0, peace of mind 1000% 👻✌️
The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.
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"Finally, a solution to my 'oopsie' backlog! 🚀😂 #MistakeUpgrades"
Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?
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🏠💰 "Landlord: I’m raising your rent.
Me: Cool, so is the house getting taller, wider, or just more sarcastic?" 😂🔑
The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.
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Absolutely! Here's a cheeky commentary for you: "According to the scientific theory of sass, the smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude – it's like physics, but way more fabulous! 💁♀️💥 #AttitudeMatters"