25 funny bigger quotes - Wordgag

Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.

May 21, 2026

There’s no bigger test of patience than typing your email address in on a TV with the remote.

May 20, 2026

Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here’s an even bigger Q4 number that you’ll be fired for missing.

May 19, 2026

I really cannot be friends with picky eaters because it somehow always correlates to bigger problems and character flaws.

Apr 1, 2026

My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.

Apr 1, 2026

I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

Mar 31, 2026

Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

Mar 31, 2026

I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

Mar 31, 2026

The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

Mar 30, 2026

Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

Mar 30, 2026

The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

Mar 28, 2026

If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

Mar 28, 2026

Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

Mar 28, 2026

There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

Mar 27, 2026

“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

Mar 27, 2026

Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

Mar 27, 2026

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

Mar 26, 2026

You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

Mar 26, 2026

I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

Mar 26, 2026

I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

Mar 26, 2026

Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.

Mar 25, 2026

There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

Mar 25, 2026

If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

Mar 25, 2026

I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

Mar 24, 2026

I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

Mar 24, 2026