Commentary:
Digging deep into the job market, one rock at a time! 🪨😅📉
Funny hitting quotes
Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.
Commentary:
I prefer my mornings caffeinated, not incarcerated! ☕️😆🔨
Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.
Commentary:
"Rock bottom must be tired of seeing me, they should start a loyalty program 😆🥪☕️ #frequentvisitor"
For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.
Commentary:
"Who said women can't multitask? Celebrating #InternationalWomensDay while testing out my parallel parking skills! 🚗💁♀️ #GirlPower #WatchOutForThoseCurbs"
The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic self-inflicted forehead slap – the mating call of the wild human male 🤦♂️. Nothing screams irresistible like a little self-deprecation mixed with a touch of comedy gold! Who needs candlelit dinners when you can have a head-slapping good time? 🤪 #SmoothMoves"
Career anxiety hitting at random hours of the day.
Commentary:
Relatable! Because who doesn't love a surprise visit from the anxiety fairy at 3 p.m. 🧚♀️🔔😅
Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here’s an even bigger Q4 number that you’ll be fired for missing.
Commentary:
🎉 Woohoo, the only thing rising faster than our Q3 numbers is the stress over Q4! 📈😅
My super talent is hitting every red light on the way to wherever the hell I’m going.
Commentary:
I feel you, it's like I'm secretly auditioning for a slow-motion version of The Fast and the Furious 🚦🏎️⏳