My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea. Posted onSep 22, 2023Nov 8, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat! Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit. Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday. I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.
