My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea. Commentary:"Ah, the dangerous yet delicious pizza-to-diarrhea conversion machine… quite the unorthodox metabolism upgrade!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X. I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count. If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna. My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.
