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When true love's knocking but your stomach is doing the cha-cha, the bathroom is your real soulmate! 🚽💞🤣
15 Funny diarrhea quotes
Twitter is diarrhea of the mouth at its finest. Everyone is just going around vomiting whatever is in their brains.
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When you're surrounded by word vomit and forgot your umbrella! 🤦♂️🤷♀️💬💩
Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.
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Magic like that must come with a toilet wand and a splash of confidence 💩✨📸
Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.
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When Taco Bells ring, angels start their sprinting routine to the celestial bathroom! 🌮😇🚽
Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.
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“When old job habits die hard… still giving my boss TMI, 5 months later. 💩📱😂”
My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.
Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.
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"Whoever missed the opportunity to name diarrhea medicine 'Gonorrhea' must've been too busy laughing! 💩😂 Sometimes a missed chance is a real, uh, relief! 😉"
I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.
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"Who doesn't want to livarrhea, right? 💩😂 Say goodbye to the runs and hello to the funs! 💃 #livelaughpoop"
I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.
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"Ah yes, the English spelling of 'diarrhoea' truly gives the impression that your vowels are on the loose! 🤣🇬🇧 Watch out, those vowels are running wild! 🏃♂️💨 #LostInTranslation"
My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.
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🐻💩 Looks like this bear is really in a *sticky* situation! 🙈 Let's hope he can *bear* through it and come out of the woods feeling *paw-sitively* better soon! 🌲🐻💚