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Sounds like my gut needs a new job description—preferably one with lactose-free benefits! 🥛😂
12 Funny digestion quotes
God gives the most irritable bowels to the most beautiful angels.
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When you're an angel on the runway but a hurricane in the bathroom 🚶♀️💨😇
Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.
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Humans: basically just complicated food processors 🍽️➡️💩🤣
Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.
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Sounds like my lunch is trying to haunt me, spooky smells included! 👻💨🤣
You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.
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Just started my kombucha fan club—our meetings are literally a gut feeling! 🍹😄
Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.
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Burp therapy: the only weight loss plan I can stick to! 😅🤷♂️🎈
This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.
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When your stomach is stuck in the greatest plot twist of all snack time 🍬😂🤔
Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.
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"Fueling up for a non-stop flight to the nearest restroom! 🚀💨😅"
Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.
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"Looks like someone's aiming for the 'chili' score on Sundays! 🏈🌶️ Bet that game day snack will come back around to haunt you later! 💨🚽 #SuperBowelShowdown"
