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Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

Commentary:
"Money may not be able to buy happiness, but it sure can grab my attention! 💸😏 Show me the Benjamin's, and we'll definitely be on good terms! 💰😆"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged generosity, giving, humor, impress, me, money, request, sarcasm, wealth on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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