Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMoney doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous. How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them. If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck. Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself. If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.