Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does. Commentary:"Money may not be able to buy happiness, but it sure can grab my attention! 💸😏 Show me the Benjamin's, and we'll definitely be on good terms! 💰😆" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good. I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous. If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck. If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van. She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.