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Morning mimes unite! Let's all defrost in silence before facing the day ☕️😴🌞
52 Funny giving quotes
Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.
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Life's aiming for a fruit salad chaos, armed with watermelons instead of lemons! 🍉😅🍋
Drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto … it’s not gonna happen.
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Promises made after a few drinks have the same shelf life as a politician's campaign promises—zero percent reliability! 🍻🤷♂️✨
I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.
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😂🐱 Proof that cats are the masterminds behind all major negotiations. They'd rather stage a hunger strike than eat subpar kibble! 🍽️🧠
I’ve spent years struggling to prove that the sunk-cost fallacy isn’t actually a fallacy. No sense in giving up now, though.
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Still working on my PhD in stubbornness! 😂💼🎓
The real pandemic was when everyone was reading The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck.
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Sounds like we all caught a contagious case of zero f*cks given 😄📚🤷♂️
Imagine giving someone your heart at Christmas, but the very next day they give it away. Haha, would feel so stupid.
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🎄💔 When you give them your heart for Christmas, but they re-gift it like socks 😂👣
Instead of presents this year, I’m giving everyone my opinion. Get excited!
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Brace yourselves, the gift of my wisdom is coming! 🎁🙃💬
“I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”
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Abdul security: level 1000 🤣🔒 #NameGameStrong
My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only.
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Mastering the art of optical finger gymnastics! 🖕👀✨