63 Funny wealth quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: “Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

  Commentary:
  I always knew Dad's real talent was secretly saving internet bandwidth 🌐💸👏

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the modern-day soap opera: Watching other people have fun while we're at home in our pajamas… living the dream! 🍿🛋️😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Can we skip to the rich part?

  Commentary:
  "When's the fast-forward button coming out? Asking for my bank account! 💸⏩😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: …and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

  Commentary:
  "Another week gone and I still haven't found a dollar under my couch cushions 😅💸 #KeepDreaming"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, money can't buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? 😂💸🌊"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

  Commentary:
  "Sure money can’t buy happiness, but I’m ready to rent a smile or two! 💸😄 #WillingToExperiment"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

  Commentary:
  "Absolutely! I'm more than ready for that pop quiz, with extra credit in online shopping! 💸🛒😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

  Commentary:
  "Still waiting for my wallet to catch that 'wealthy' bug! 💸😂 #InconvenientReality"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

  Commentary:
  "When Cupid's on vacation, let's hope the lottery isn't! 💘➡️💸 #PlanB"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs therapy when there's a Benjamin facelift for the soul? 💸😂 #RetailTherapyNotIncluded"

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