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  • God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

    Commentary:
    “When Cupid’s on vacation, let’s hope the lottery isn’t! 💘➡️💸 #PlanB”

  • There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

    Commentary:
    “With all this money floating around, my wallet’s practicing social distancing! 💸🤣”

  • The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

    Commentary:
    Looks like the real luxury isn’t in the handbags, but in planting roots and expanding horizons! 🌱🏞️ Because when it comes to wealth, the best designer is a sprawling piece of land—hoops of gold not included. 💰🌍😉

  • A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs food and shelter when you can just wrap yourself in designer labels, right? 💸🛍️ #FashionOverFunction”

  • I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the irony of the super wealthy lacking basic common sense! 🤦‍♂️ Maybe all that money just clouds their judgment…or they spent it all on gold-plated socks 🧦💸 Who needs brains when you’ve got a vault full of cash, right? 💰😜”

  • The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

    Commentary:
    Looks like the billionaires are playing a real-life game of “Who Wants to Be a Gazillionaire?” and it seems like they’re winning! 🤑💰 Maybe it’s time for everyone else to start hoarding those spare pennies like they’re rare diamonds! 💎 #KeepTheChange

  • Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

    Commentary:
    “Money may not be able to buy happiness, but it sure can grab my attention! 💸😏 Show me the Benjamin’s, and we’ll definitely be on good terms! 💰😆”

  • I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a bank account when you can just walk into your closet and feel like a millionaire? 💸👗 #FashionistaFinance”

  • They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

    Commentary:
    “Whoever said money can’t buy happiness clearly hasn’t tried shopping therapy! 💸💁‍♀️💰 #ProblemSolving101″

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