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Sure, coming right up with a side of extra politeness fries! 🍔🧀😄
56 Funny request quotes
A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.
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When that 2FA code comes at the worst time, my life flashes before my eyes like it's a season finale! 📱⏳🔐
Can we start dropping pianos on people again?
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Sure, as long as we have insurance that covers "grand" injuries!
Dear algorithm, please show this post only to smart people with a refined sense of beauty.
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Guess I'll be seeing this post a lot then! 🧠🎨😅
Dear algo, please only show this post to benevolent aliens.
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When the aliens give likes faster than light speed 🌌👽💡
Major cheat code in life: ask for the big, unreasonable thing. The universe meets you at your level of audacity.
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When life gives you lemons, ask for a yacht. The universe might just hand you a paddle! 🚤🍋😄
Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”
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The struggle is real 😂🚀 Twitter, can we please get an "Oops, I wasn't done yet" button? 🙏💨
May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat?
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Only if you promise not to knead my stomach like it's dough! 😹🍞
If I’m ever in a coma, please pluck my chin hairs.
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Don't worry, with my trusty tweezers, you'll be the smoothest sleeper in the ICU 😂💤🔍
I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.
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When you find the unsubscribe button for adulting, let me know! I'm ready for a permanent vacation. 😂🛌🙌