Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

Commentary:
Sounds like this person’s blood pressure meter is also their “hoe-ometer”! 🤣📈 Guess it’s all about self-care and keeping those stress levels low, even when the temptation is high! 💁‍♂️ #HealthFirst #NoHoeChasing

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