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Chasing toddlers with markers should be an Olympic sport! 🏃♂️🎨🤣
14 Funny chase quotes
Telling men I have a boyfriend doesn’t chase them away anymore, so I’ve started telling them I have a child.
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That moment when kids become the ultimate superhero sidekicks to ward off unwanted attention 😂🦸♀️👶
time heals all wounds.” Wrong! Time is chasing me with a knife.
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Running from time like it's auditioning for a horror movie villain role! 🕒🔪😂
Your childhood wasn’t complete unless you were chased by a dog… or a goat… or even worse, a chicken.
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I survived the ultimate childhood triathlon: outrunning dogs, dodging goats, and escaping the relentless beak of the wild chicken! 🐶🐐🐔😂
The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.
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Looks like the sperm needs a GPS 📍😂 Slow down, buddy! 🐢💪
Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.
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"Guess it's time to update the resume to include 'Professional Office Gymnast' 😂🏃♂️🦋 #ZoomiesUnleashed"
I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.
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"Chasing the carrot and getting a free ride? Talk about multitasking! 🤔🥕🚜"
If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.
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"Exercise? More like 'exit!' If I'm sprinting, it's less 'fit life' and more 'fight or flight!' 🏃♂️💨😂"
You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.
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Looks like the only thing faster than a dog sprinting after you is my sarcasm chasing after your bad jokes! 🐕🔥😂 But hey, at least my chasing skills won’t leave you panting… unless it's from laughing too hard! 😄🎉
I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.
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"Who needs pepper spray when you’ve got a built-in escape plan? 🏃♂️ Just remember, when running from a murderer, I don’t have to be the fastest… just faster than you. 😂 #SafetyFirst"