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69 Funny high quotes

Funny high quotes 🤣 are like a rollercoaster ride of laughter, taking you to soaring heights of hilarity without ever leaving the ground! 🌿✨ Perfect for those moments when you need a good giggle or want to share a chuckle with friends. Whether it’s about the quirks of being in a different headspace or the hilarity of life’s unexpected moments, these quotes will leave you in stitches and ready for more fun! 😂🔥

I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

My nickname in high school was “who?”

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Haunted house idea: a poorly lit Walmart littered with people you haven’t seen since high school.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Cynics are – beneath it all – only idealists with awkwardly high standards.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I have high standards for dating because I’m a high-quality woman, and you wouldn’t want me any other way.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Young witches boil every cauldron on high.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Me: I have a cut under my fingernail. Universe: Excellent, I will send you an unusually high number of encounters with citrus fruit.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance. Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Nobody bools anymore. In high school, everyone was booling.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

I think God was high when he made me.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

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