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Remembering the days when typing was a class and not just a skill from texting by osmosis 🤔👴🖨️#ThrowbackTyping
69 Funny high quotes
I have high standards for dating because I’m a high-quality woman, and you wouldn’t want me any other way.
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High standards save lives, and my prince still hasn't figured out my Wi-Fi password yet! 😂👑📶
Young witches boil every cauldron on high.
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Turning up the heat like it's a witch's version of a BBQ! 🌡️🧙♀️🔥
Me: I have a cut under my fingernail. Universe: Excellent, I will send you an unusually high number of encounters with citrus fruit.
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Ouch! Looks like the universe has a zest for irony 🍋😆🍊
Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.
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Just when you thought AI couldn't predict the future, it's already labeling babies as future tech geniuses! 🤖👶😂
I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance. Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid.
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When did I sign up for a lifetime subscription to this needy biological Tamagotchi? 🙄🛁🍽️💤
Nobody bools anymore. In high school, everyone was booling.
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Sounds like high school was a bool-dozer! 🚜🤣 Who knew adulthood meant less bool and more adulting? 🤔💼
What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?
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Trying to bribe my brain with ice cream and cat videos 😹🍦📺
Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.
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Sounds like the yogurt went to the gym but forgot to shower afterwards! 💪🤢
Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.
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Balancing between candle-lit dinners for one and launching a space mission to find someone who likes quiet… 🚀🍷😂