I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free? The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall. At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer. The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser. Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.
