Iā€™m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.

Iā€™m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.
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"Feeling chilly, huh? Remember, life is rough, but not 'climbing-into-the-dryer' rough! šŸ˜‚šŸ„¶ Hang in there, pun intended! #StayWarm"

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