Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

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This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

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Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

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“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

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When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.