11 funny warmth quotes - Wordgag

Fall fashion: where we all transform into stylish, toasty marshmallows!

May 30, 2026

It’s so cold, I’m using Chrome instead of Firefox to read the news on my phone, because I need the ads to warm up my phone and hands.

May 29, 2026

Pyjamas straight off a hot radiator is a winner. Damn, I’m old.

May 29, 2026

When the weather gets warmer, I will become unstoppable. As long as it doesn’t get too warm, then I will be stoppable.

May 29, 2026

Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.

May 29, 2026

It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

May 28, 2026

Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

May 27, 2026

If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

May 24, 2026

In a relationship with my heated car seat.

May 24, 2026

Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

May 23, 2026

I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.

May 20, 2026