Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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"Who needs sleep when you can have a good old-fashioned argument instead? 💤🥊 Just remember, bruised egos heal faster than a bad night's rest! 😂 #RelationshipGoals"

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