Love crawling into bed like itβs a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Woke up feeling like my pillow tried karate on me last night! ποΈπ₯π΄ Related funny posts π€ I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one! Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight. Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow. Blocking isnβt enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side. The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didnβt happen.