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  • I hope my email finds you enraged.
  • That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.
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  • Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.
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