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Maybe the cards are saying, "Buffering… please try again later! 🔮😂✨"
31 Funny life advice quotes
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but living your life to the fullest does not have to involve hiking.
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Who knew you could live life to the fullest with the remote in one hand and snacks in the other? Couch potatoes, unite! 🛋️🍕🎉
Nothing you want to do has a timeline.
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Time called. It wants its deadlines back! ⏰😅
Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.
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Sounds like I need to reboot my biological software because I’m still buffering on step one! 🍽️🤔😅
By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].
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Looks like my addiction to procrastination is right on track! 😅🛋️⏰
I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!
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Sounds like the secret recipe for a successful life: less drama, more pajamas! 😴💼✨
I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.
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"Looks like my wallet is on a permanent diet! 🤑💸 #YOLOgonewrong"
Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.
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"Finally, a place where questionable advice meets relatable chaos! 🐦😂 #AdultingTogether"
It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.
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"Ah, the breakfast of champions: a tall glass of questionable choices! 🥞🤔😂"
