Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMarriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning. If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it. Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call. So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning. Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?