I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

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"Two key life lessons: 1) Always remember to… uh, wait, what was it again? 🤔 2) Ah yes, WRITE IT DOWN! 📝 The struggle is real, folks! 😂 #MemoryFail"

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I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.