My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

My phone is like my lover, it's the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

Commentary:
"Ah, the modern-day romance with our phones 😂📱! It's always there for us in moments of need, be it a late-night scroll or an early-morning alarm clock. Who needs candlelit dinners when you have screen time as the ultimate bae? 🌙⏰ #RelationshipGoals"

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