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Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

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I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

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Do you think Yoda says β€œ7-6” instead?

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My dating era has come to an end. I’d like to thank those who participated.

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Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don’t even like everybody.

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I’m attracted to people that no one pays attention to.

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Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.

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If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

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Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

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In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

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I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

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Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

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I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

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The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

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The adult in the room just addressed the elephant in the room.

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How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

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We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

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I’m currently on a really effective diet called β€œI only have twenty dollars until payday”.

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I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

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If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

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Bragging about how I’ve β€œreally turned my life around recently” without mentioning in which direction.

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Making art is making love to the world.

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Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

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A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

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I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

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Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

92 shares on Slack this month:

Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

99 shares on Slack this month:

One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

90 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.

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It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

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Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

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I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

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If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

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If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

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Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

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No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

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I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.

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The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

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Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

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Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

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My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

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If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

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Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

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I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

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Referring to my boss’s wife as my boss-in-law.

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Someone at work had a 25-year anniversary, and it took everything in me not to say she’s been working longer than I’ve been alive.

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A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

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Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

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Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

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Things I hate about group work: The group.

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I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

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Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

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Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

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I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

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Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

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I really cannot be friends with picky eaters because it somehow always correlates to bigger problems and character flaws.

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Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

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I have money, then I don’t have money, it all happens so fast!

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