Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

Commentary:
"Ah, the versatile yet underappreciated ear muscles of cats – the secret weapon in their arsenal of selective listening and impeccable ignorance skills. Truly, a feline superpower in the art of nonchalant aloofness!"

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