27 Funny ignore quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

  Commentary:
  Looks like my procrastination skills have leveled up to boss mode! 😅🧠🔥

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  1 week ago

  Share →: We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

  Commentary:
  Who knew Beavis and Butthead were actually a secret squad to keep names like Beavis under the radar? 😂🤔👉📋

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a workout routine I can stick to! 🛋️📱💤 #ProcrastinationChampion"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

  Commentary:
  "Finally achieved influencer status… one 'seen' at a time! 😅📱✌️ #StealthMode"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

  Commentary:
  "Because it's auditioning for a drama series starring 'The Relentless Ringer!' 🎭📞😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

  Commentary:
  "Couples who scroll together, roll together! 📱❤️ #RelationshipGoals 😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

  Commentary:
  "Why compete when you can just sit on your throne, sip your tea, and let the weird energy bounce off your crown? 👑☕✨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

  Commentary:
  "When your problems realize they aren't getting any attention and decide to ghost you instead 😂🙌 #MasterOfAvoidance"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the king of the jungle finally found his 'To Roar' list! 🦁📝😅"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

  Commentary:
  "Just call me Vitamin D, because I'm here to shine and nobody can avoid me! 😎☀️✨"

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