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Trying to get a bite of that forbidden fruit without reading the fine print, classic mistake! 🍎📜😂
39 Funny ignore quotes
I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.
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Just got new walking shoes—perfect for dodging human furniture! 🚶♀️🛋️😄
I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.
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When I open my DMs and see all the messages, I put on my best Sherlock Holmes hat and solve the mystery: case closed, wrong number 😂🔍📵
Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.
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Keeping my heads held high! 😂😆 #ChinUp #DoubleTheFun
Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.
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Taking "Silent Night" to new levels since 1829 😂🎄👮♂️📡
“Don’t judge a book by its cover” is a beautiful, powerful sentiment that I fully ignore when book shopping.
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Cover art: 1, Deep life lesson: 0! 😂📚✨
In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.
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Clearly, the real love story is between your heart and a student loan 😂🎓💔📚
So apparently problems don’t go away if you ignore them.
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Ignoring my laundry hasn't made my clothes cleaner yet, so I guess I’m stuck with a pile of "character-building" challenges! 👕🤷♂️🧺
It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.
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Ah, the fine art of problem juggling—my favorite form of cardio! 💪🤹♀️😆
Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.
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Guess that makes me a genius in the Twitter-verse! 🤓🦗📉