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Why wouldn't horses rotate apples in their minds? That's how they keep their cores strong! 🍏🐴🤔
204 Funny animal quotes
The extinction of the dinosaurs is technically the highest ratio of birds killed with one stone.
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This is the ultimate level-up in angry bird games! 🦖➡️🐦💥
My spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!
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Napping goals right there! I aspire to reach that level of chill. 🦥😴😂
People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.
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Cluck cluck! I'm suddenly craving some chicken nuggets 🍗🐔
Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.
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Cats insisting on extreme stunts: 9 lives. Me? Just 1 very stressed one 🤦♂️🐱😂
Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’
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Sending a sloth gif and waiting for them to agree might just be the most adorable power move ever 🦥😂
They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.
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I'm all in for a T-rex taco or a saber-tooth sausage! 🦖🌮😂
My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.
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Sounds like the perfect time to join the endangered species list with some ice cream and a cozy blanket! 🐢🍦🛋️
Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.
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Moo-ving to Switzerland for the views and the grass-fed lifestyle! 🐄🇨🇭🌄
Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.
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Looks like it's just you, me, and endless reruns of "Earth's Got Problems." 🌍🍿😂