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Guess I should learn from animals and stop letting my GPS guide me into never-ending loops! 🐾🗺️😅
208 Funny animal quotes
I’m watching Lord of the Rings, and all I can think about is how the horses wouldn’t have known they were featuring in a film, and how they must have gone home each day and thought, WTF just happened.
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When the horses went home, they were all like, "Did you get paid in carrots too, or did just neighbody pay us?" 🐴🎬😂
Sometimes I want to socialise, but I don’t want to talk. I just want to be around, like a cat.
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Purr-fectly feeling this! 🐱🤫 Just let me silently judge from the corner. 🛋️😸
If a bird falls in love with a fish, where will they live?
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Looks like they're gonna need some serious relationship "fin"-damentals! 🐦💕🐠
Do you think horses rotate apples in their minds?
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Why wouldn't horses rotate apples in their minds? That's how they keep their cores strong! 🍏🐴🤔
The extinction of the dinosaurs is technically the highest ratio of birds killed with one stone.
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This is the ultimate level-up in angry bird games! 🦖➡️🐦💥
My spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!
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Napping goals right there! I aspire to reach that level of chill. 🦥😴😂
People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.
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Cluck cluck! I'm suddenly craving some chicken nuggets 🍗🐔
Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.
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Cats insisting on extreme stunts: 9 lives. Me? Just 1 very stressed one 🤦♂️🐱😂
Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’
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Sending a sloth gif and waiting for them to agree might just be the most adorable power move ever 🦥😂