The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

Commentary:
"The end of Twitter is like a never-ending journey to Mordor… Did Tolkien forget to include this in 'The Return of the King'? 🤔🧙‍♂️✨ #TwitterQuest"

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